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We got out of VGF and over to Helios. We passed a Walgreens on the way and I stopped to get starlight mints, ricola and hand lotion for A., and burt’s bees lipbalm for me, because one of my lip balms hopped out of its plastic container in a Disney companion bathroom. May it rest in peace, but the bathroom gods have been unusually kind to us so perhaps a sacrifice was required.

A. likes the pb and strawberry uncrustable. I had the pb and chocolate, because I’ve only ever had the pb and grape before. The bread is a little better than it used to be, and the innards are fine. A. picked out a “That’s It” apple and blueberry bar. It’s a little bitter, but fine. The tea here is above average. Juice is available on request. There’s a freestyle machine and a coffee machine (fancy kind that will make espresso style drinks, but predictably I’m using it for hot water). I thought I was going to have to go track down real food, but since the uncrustables are workable, and there are pastries and chips, I don’t think I will need to do that.

R. is out for a bike ride. I’ve caught up on blogging. My sister’s family is having a good time doing shows in the park. The view from the lounge is, as reviews online mentioned, the checkin turnaround, the top of the parking garage and a more distant parking lot, as well as some kind of water retention pond which is full due to recent weather.
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If I go back to Steakhouse 71, I’m gonna ask for NY Amy, because she was fantastic in every way. There’s apparently a Boston Amy, who is quiet, and I’m sure lovely, but we loooooved NY Amy. I got the vegan wellington again and it continues to be tasty. R. got the vegan dessert and I had a couple bites of it. My sister shared the onions rings, which as always are awesome. I went light because we massively overate at Tiffins.

I’ve been reading the Tiffins menu every trip since they opened and the guy we liked at Mizner’s said he was switching to there, so basically a decade. The menu has never been great for dairy allergies, and of course it was always going to be tricky when the kids were little. But wow was it fantastic today. We ordered everything: the bread service (one dairy-free selection and they separated it and included a fancy dairy free spread for me which was amazing), the charcuterie (they separated the cheese and dairy parts from the meats and dairy-free parts) was incredible — the wagyu beef especially, but really all of it. The Land salad was yummy. The Bao Buns were also fantastic. The only app we didn’t order was the cauliflower, and honestly, if I hadn’t wanted so many other things, I would have.

For entrees, C. got the butter chicken which came with a yummy samosa. K. got the steak, but didn’t eat the saltado potatoes because we’d all had way too much food by this point. I got the tasting curries, with steak for the protein, and gave part of the steak to A. and part of the rice to K. C. had some of the green curry. I loved both the green curry and the peanut curry. Steak was good. A. got the steak off the kids menu with fruit (watermelon) and rice, so that worked out great.

For desserts, once again, ordered everything: the chocolate pot de creme (C. and R.), the caramel flan (K. and R.) and the sorbet trio (C. K. and me). There was apricot sorbet!!! And yuzu, but that’s basically raspberry. I think the third was strawberry? They were great, and the amount was reasonable. I hate when they give you huge amounts; it’s just too much sugar.

We had Lightning Lanes for Zootopia (formerly Bug’s Life) and walked in and the door’s closed. We Lyfted over, because R. was sleeping (he rode three days), followed by Flight of Passage (single LL) and Navi River Journey (LL). We got a snack and did some shopping (I bought a couple beads and we ooo’ed at some bags and shirts). I had bought a zootopia t-shirt earlier, because it was purple, and while crew neck it was a really loose round neck so maybe workable as a sleep shirt. I set up a safari LL but we never used it. After Tiffins, we rode Expedition Everest (LL) and then A. single rode it twice. After that, we called it quits and went back to the hotel.

I packed up a bunch. A. now has a cold, which is unfortunate, but just kinda life. I did the online checkin for Helios.
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St Patrick’s Day!

Lunch was at Skipper Canteen and dinner was at Kona Cafe so that was pretty easy. We had some lightning lanes set up, but we did Laugh Floor first. We’re a lot more sensitive to the violence (heavy things landing on Mike Wazowski) than we were in the past, so it’s less funny, but still a good time. The castle moat is empty and there are lift cranes in there so people can paint the blue roofs. It wasn’t obvious that’s what they were doing so we asked, and a woman cast member said she was literally “Watching paint dry” all day on the job. LOL. She had a funny joke, too: did you hear about the toast at the zoo? It was bred/bread in captivity. Her delivery was also excellent!

We tried to go on Peter Pan, but it was down. We came back later and it went down again, but came up so we did get to ride it. Yay! We also rode Haunted Mansion and Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. I did Tron by myself, well, by the time I got on, I was part of a group from Make a Wish, which was really nice. The actual wish-recipient was overstimulated and elsewhere, so I got to meet family members. Apparently the airport they flew out of in Indiana had a disability coordinator to help them get in their plane with the extensive carry-on / gate check medical equipment, but MCO had nothing and it was a nightmare getting unloaded. Yikes! Nice people, happy to have met them.

C. is really sensitive to the floor movement at Kona. That’s such a bummer.
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I had some issues this morning, but A.’s required loperamide. We’re pretty sure she just had too much dairy over the course of the day. I probably should have done a bit more research on the via napoli cheese; I think there was a bunch of tapioca in it. Oh well! It was yummy.

We got going late, but had the better Lightning Lane so we got to do everything we wanted to (no shows, but everything else LL except Alien Saucers). We went to Oga’s, and had to stand. A. had a couple blue moos and a cliffhanger; I had a jet juice. I had intended to drink the blue moo, but she didn’t grasp that and I didn’t care enough to argue. I got the batuu bites, and the salty veg with chermoula was really nice.

It did dump on R. when he was riding his bike, and we had to dodge the rain as well. The umbrellas were effective. Normally, we use them for shade, but they are regular umbrellas so they work for rain, too.

We had an early dinner at Brown Derby. R. and I went over to Enchanted Rose later, but by that point, I’d already had the aforementioned jet juice, plus a hollywood manhattan and a side car (on the rocks, but that was actually fine), so I stuck to club soda and a few sips of his boulevardier.

Oh, and we can see fireworks from our deck. Nice!.
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I had a parking reservation at Logan and that turned out fine.

We got to the airport and to our gate in good time, and enough extra to go to the loo and get a donut. We did not have enough time for a second trip to the loo, and that became a problem because the water wasn’t turned on on the plane yet and wow did that set of A.’s hygiene issues. Which, fair.

Lots of great people offering wipes, but they were scented. One person had unscented, which was awesome.

I brought a couple sandwiches, and we bought the cheese and crackers box for A. And the gluten free for me. I am not gluten free and could not eat the cheese straws, but everything else in the box was fine.

field trip turkey jerky is decent; A thinks it is meh but she didn’t spit it out
gfb bites slightly better gf and vegan
yes bar maple pecan awesome; A thinks it is better than mid

The almonds were almonds.

R.’s train left late and did not get any earlier, so we drove to the Grand Floridian without him. No trouble getting a rental car; we got a Honda Odyssey this time. Apparently, the most popular mini van choice is the Siena.

Our room wasn’t ready until 4, so we went over to the Enchanted Rose and I had the Rye Not. It was awesome.

We dumped our stuff in the room, used the bathroom, and then headed out to Disney Springs. R. did not make it to The Edison, but the rest of us did. A. was really struggling, but everyone was kind, and she ate a pretzel. I picked up some bagels and jam and made her a toasted bagel for a bit more food back at the hotel after.
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We didn’t make it to start of early entry, but we got a little more than half of it. We had had breakfast out of the concierge lounge (I used their toaster). We rode Spiderman 2x, then we did Kong. For both rides, we walked through the standby queue which we do not ordinarily get to see, so that was cool. A. had never seen to remember the animatronic witchy figure in Kong.

We rode Forbidden Journey and Hippogriff. Hagrid’s Motorbike is being renovated. Which is fine — in December, I kept trying to get it and it was always down.

We stopped in the shop outside Poseidon’s wtf and also the other jewelry shop and bought some things. That was fun. There was a mardi gras mask purse that I almost bought but decided I did not need to be bringing that home on a plane.

We rode the Seuss trolley and Cat in the Hat. That was literally _all_ the rides I wanted to ride. We’re talking about maybe trying an exposed drop ride like Dr. Doom’s Free Fall, but are not ready for that yet, and Storm Force is pretty boring. Mostly made up for yesterday being a bit thin on rides. We might go back into the parks after dinner and do E.T. and/or M.I.B. But we did those back in December, so it isn’t a particularly strong desire and I’ve got a couple swollen glands right at my jaw hinge and feel like resting would really be the course of wisdom.

I checked in for the flight tomorrow. I’ve already gotten the charge for the car service.

We had lunch (1130 reservation, but seated early) at Confisco Grill and it was ludicrously cheap. A. got the chicken sandwich, and the server only charged her for a kid’s meal, because she had it so plain. Chris was a sweetheart. She had a juice and fries, and he rang it as double fries on the kids meal; I think that meant the juice wasn’t even charged separately. I had an iced tea and the ahi wonton nachos; they were really good and there was plenty of it.

We went to Croissant Moon bakery after, and I got the double chocolate chunk vegan brownie. It was very dense, almost fudge-like, but tasty. She got a peanut butter cookie with fake m&m candies on top. We had a few bites, but took them to the hotel to finish later.

We hung out in the room and snacked there. A. and T. got takeout from Jake’s (I placed the order; T. picked it up and delivered it). R. and I went to Orchid Lounge after he dropped off the box at Owner’s Locker. He had trouble parking because of the Luau. Giancarlo was tending bar and he made me a manhattan. I wasn’t going to have a second drink, but he remembered and I was like, oh hell yeah. If you are in Orlando, go to the Orchid Lounge and have Giancarlo make you a drink. He’s fantastic.

R. thinks my swollen glands might be related to the sun allergy problem I’m having.
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We packed up and checked out of Saratoga Springs. We drove (not on the highway) to UO RPR. Checkin had a hiccup — we got in the regular checkin line, were asked what we doing, I said we did mobile checkin, we were redirected to mobile checkin, and there, they said that we had not done mobile checkin. Next time, if you don’t get an email confirm AND see a charge go through, it did not happen, no matter what the web page said.

T. was gloating about Dark Sky going away when he learned that had happened and I now had to use Apple Weather. Poor form. Also, _after_ I told him that’s what I was doing, he interrupted getting out of the car to ask while pointing to the app, is this what you are using _after_ I asked, is this related to what we are currently doing (getting us and our stuff out of the car and into the lobby). Then, he interrupted the checkin process to nag (too early) for the picture he wanted on his key _and would not stop when asked_.

A. and I went into Universal Studios side and did Minions. Long line again, even in Express, but we did make it to Finnegan’s for our 11:30 reservation. I had the vegan shepherd’s pie. After that we did Gringott’s (line was down for a bit, but we did get to ride). We also stopped in at San Francisco Pastry Company to get a chocolate chip cookie for her and a Vegan Elderberry Croissant for me. Our room was ready, so we bailed out to the hotel because it was already 87 and we were feeling pretty wiped out.

We got A. dinner at the concierge lounge (chicken nuggets). Also, there was a massive and very attractive fruit platter under a glass bell in my room when we arrived. Not sure why, but it was awesome.

I did Friday zoom! It was really fun. Lots of people, great conversation.

Also, the very fine gentleman who brought our bags up for us was very emphatic that he was the bell captain. I felt very outclassed, and delivered my usual tip and later speculated to R. that quite possibly word about the tipping scale has gotten ‘round and people are now competing to be the one to collect it. Weird, but suggests that I am now Doing Things Correctly?
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R. dropped us off at Magic Kingdom. There had been a yoga even at 5:30 but traffic was fine. Normal open was very late — 9! We were there in plenty of time and waited for rope drop. I had purchased Genie for today and lined up Peter Pan and Seven Dwarfs right on top of each other at 1:40 / 1:45. Lunch was at the Skipper Canteen. A. had the Tastes Like Chicken with the glaze on the side, and she had it with fries and raw carrots instead of the rice and stir fried veg. She ate every bit of it. Yay! She had a coke — it helps a lot to give her a coke in the middle of a day touring. I had a ton of iced tea and some of the second coke that arrived unasked for.

I had the dan dan noodles, which was way too salty but it was hot and I was sweaty so it was mostly fine. I also had the falafel, which was fantastic. I would absolutely do that again. The edamame hummus was good, too.

Seven Dwarfs went down for over two hours; we ultimately requested a refund on the way out.

Rides: Space Mountain first, then Big Thunder without much of a wait. Then Pirates. Lunch. I got another LL for Under the Sea, and then Barnstormer had a short line (20 minutes — it was very hot and that line is minimally shaded. The umbrellas really justify their existence in this line). I got a Buzz Lightyear LL for after our Fantasyland ride LLs. We went to Pinocchio Village Haus, ordered a Dasani and got 2 ice waters with it for free, snagged a table and waited for our Peter Pan LL. That was fine, altho the LL line was long. Dwarfs stayed down, so we did Buzz. Buzz stalled in a position at the beginning where I had a shot, so I got 300K points just sitting there pinging it over and over. A. did better during the actual ride, but 300K is a helluva start.

Really great touring day. One of our better ones for recent trips.

We rode the bus back to Saratoga springs, showered, ran laundry, emptied the dishwasher that I had started before leaving in the morning, rested. We’ll be off to Wolfgang Puck’s for a 5:45 reservation.

We had dinner at Wolfgang Puck’s. The drinks were really good. T. liked his pasta, red sauce and meatballs. A. liked her burger and fries. R.’s “chinois chicken salad” was good; I had almost ordered that for myself, with the tuna tartare, which was also excellent. Together, they would have been fine. But I ordered the cauliflower instead, and in the process of removing the garlic butter, they removed _everything_ but the cauliflower. While the “oven roasted” (come on, it’s exactly like it was air fryered) cauliflower was executed competently, it literally had _nothing else on it_. I was like. What. OK. I had said I could order the brussel sprouts, but the server went and checked and said they could leave off the garlic butter, but didn’t mention that _everything_ would also go away with that, leaving ONLY cauliflower. I asked for additional aioli (from the tuna tartare) because that was good, and some tabasco, and then I made a fra diavolo sauce with T.’s red sauce and the tabasco. The fra diavolo was good and the aioli was good — honestly, there is no excuse for serving _just_ the cauliflower. This is exactly the kind of diva princess bullshit that stopped me going to Wolfgang Puck’s after 1997 or thereabouts. Like every Wolfgang Puck’s ever, it was _loud_ — hard surfaces, nothing to absorb sound. And there isn’t any place to sit down while waiting to be seated (I mean, other than the curb around the plantings). Subpar experience. But _especially_ the allergy handling. Anywhere else it would be mediocre but whatever; at Disney Springs it is terrible. I did better at House of Blues. And they had live music.

We were going to order dessert — there were some interesting things, altho absolutely nothing for me — but things had apparently gotten busy, so we paid and left instead.

We had cupcakes at Sprinkles. A. had a black and white. I had a vegan red velvet. I forget what R. had. He had a taste of mine and said the fake cream cheese frosting was convincing. I liked mine a lot.
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AK: The Plan : get up stupid early, go to AK, do Pandora rides, then expedition everest, then Nemo puppet show at 11 am and then go back to hotel for lunch

It worked!

As always, the Pandora boat ride had a longish (45 minutes or more) time showing, but we were done in 30. A. only rode Expedition Everest once. A. had sensory issues with the puppet show, but it was only 25 minutes so we sort of survived. We rode the bus back to the hotel, had lunch there. I put butter on her cheese sandwich from the flight in and cut up an apple, peeled an orange and put some carrots on her plate. She also had some Lay’s potato chips. It took a while, but she ate it all.

We walked over to House of Blues. There was live music, but by that point in the trip, I’d gotten R.’s Kokoon headphones to put over her ears (and the eargasmic plugs in) and that was enough to get her through the meal. I had the wings and a salad and a couple whisky drinks. One of our cheaper meals. Here Right Now, dude with a guitar doing really excellent covers. I had more vegan ice cream at salt and straw — I got a real double this time, not a split scoop and it was much too much for me but R. was happy with it.
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Or, the day that we were evacuated from the Tower of Terror.

We got going at a reasonable-ish time, and wandered in near the beginning of the extra half hour. We did runaway railroad, and then Star Tours. Then we attempted the Tower of Terror on a LL that I had set up when I paid for Genie. Rise and Slinky Dog Dash were both unavailable (Slinky at all, and Rise was only 6 pm and later for buy-in). Since A. had wanted to do Tower in December and it had not worked out, I was like, sure.

Unfortunately, the ride stopped after we watch the couple, the employee, the child star and the minder go zappee, but before the elevator shaft. We sat and stared at the props for the area you trundle through to get to the elevator shaft for 10 plus minutes. Then, a maintenance man came through, moved us a bit further, set up a stair, and got some CMs to shepherd us to an exit. I have no concerns about elevators, but let me tell you, getting into the elevator to go to the exit gave me pause. I hung back and went as the second group. I figured if the first one made it, we’d be okay, too.

We had used an LL for the ride, so we got that back, plus an extra. We went to lunch at The Brown Derby (1115 reservation, but checked in early because we were shook) and I had the tomato risotto with eggplant fritters and a Hollywood Manhattan. A. and I split the chocolate coconut cake. Yum! Lots of bread, too.

Then we walked through ToyStory Land and did Midway Mania, using one of the two LLs from the Tower debacle. After that, we did Smuggler’s run, which I had set up after Star Tours. Finally, we realized we really did have one more LL special whatever, and did Tower of Terror successfully. We bought some popcorn, and a pin, and met R. We went to the hotel, showered, and then rested very briefly before going to dinner at Cityworks at Disney Springs. We had hoped to take the boat to Marketplace, but it did not seem to be going to the Disney Springs docks, so we walked instead. Checking on the other side, those docs appear to not be currently in use. Sadly. I mean, we are _literally_ in the closest building on Congress Park, but it is still a bit of a hike to the restaurants we want to go to.

We stopped at Straw and Salt on the way back. I noticed the “split scoop” option, and got a vegan split between chocolate mint and some peanut butter caramel thing. Awesome. I got R. and A. a split between a vanilla, snickerdoodle, brownie, and cookie dough. A. does not like Straw and Salt. R. has no issue with it. We think it’s the lower sugar content but we’re not sure.

T. says that years ago A. and I were evacuated from the track at Test Track. I am skeptical. I would sort of expect to remember that? But who knows! I’ll try to track down a blog entry eventually. Maybe.
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I got up really early (6:30 or so) and started breakfast. Despite hitting the button right at 7 am, I did not get a Cosmic Rewind virtual queue. Possibly because I was on cellular and not disney wifi? Not sure! Anyway. I bought us in, and then bought genie and T. set up a LL for ratatouille at 3:30. So that’s gonna be a thing.

We had breakfast and R. dropped A. and I off at Epcot. We got through bag check (my bag has a metal frame in it), the passholder line and into the early entry line for Test Track. After Test Track, we beat feet over to Soarin’, which had a 40 minute wait, but it was okay. We had fun. Then we sat in Sunshine Seasons and I got food — cookie, carrots, apple juice box, chocolate croissant but square, unsweetened ice tea for me. We also got into All the Lines. I set up a mobile order for lunch. I set up a mobile order for caramel corn. We went over to the aquarium and bought stuff in the gift shop and then looked at sea critters. Very fun! At 11, I got us an LL at Living with the Land. Then we went over to eat the lunch, ride Cosmic Rewind, shopped still more, ride Living with the Land, rode the Friendship Boat over to Morocco. I directed A. towards France, to find a shady, quiet spot with her phone and umbrella. Meanwhile, I speedwalked over to Germany, said I was there before I was, arrived, picked up the mobile order, speedwalked over to France, found A. using Find My and we went in to ride Ratatouille. It remains absolutely awesome.

After that, we refilled water bottles, got some caramel corn into A., and walked to park exit. We got on the monorail, then the other monorail, and then went to the Enchanted Garden bar at Grand Floridian. We were 40 minutes early for our dinner at Citricos (yeah, the one I was worried we’d be late for). I had a boulevardier and she had a ton of water. OMG, she just kept drinking water. Which is good!

R. arrived, and we went over to Citrico’s. T. arrived, and we all had dinner. I had the whisky drink that was NOT a manhattan, and that also had tequila in it. So. Tasty. I had the arancini again (split that with my sister last december) and the hamachi (also a repeat) and the apple rose (which I split with my niece last december). I talked to T. about the text from MIL. *sigh* He went back to the park to get one more ride. R. drove A. and I back to the hotel. I rinsed off in the shower, got into night time clothes, started laundry, brushed my teeth and blogged this.

Next up: son’s laundry. Because I suspect he doesn’t have anything clean to wear. Tomorrow is Hollywood Studios and I cannot even express how happy I am to have a sit-down lunch reservation. Goal for the day: ride Tower of Terror. A. was sad we didn’t get to do that last December. Obviously, I want to do the Star Wars Rides and Runaway Railway and Midway, too. We’ll see.
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So, last night’s dinner was at Bonefish Grille and it was fantastic. Also, once again, the kung pao cauliflower option enabled me to have three drinks and be headache free the next day altho holy wow that makes me thermogenic overnight. Metabolism is gonna cost ya, I guess!

We retrieved T. the next morning and drove to MK, where 3 of us decamped to the park and R. went to pick up his bike and get in a ride before our 6:25 dinner reservation at Turf Club.

A. and I rode the train from main street to fantasyland. I fed her a granola bar after we debarked, and then we walked over to cosmic ray’s, found a table, did mobile order and ate. We did the Laugh Floor and Philharmagic. She had a pendant related issue, so we stopped at Pandora in Uptown Jewelers and bought some charms, a bracelet, and one of those rings you can add charms to as a pendant. This worked really well, and is rose gold so all is beautiful.

We took the bus to the Congress Park station in Saratoga Springs resort, found our building and our room, used our magic bands to get in, and then called for our owner’s locker and garden grocer order to be delivered. A fifty resulted in big smiles AND when I asked where the ice machine was, delivery of ice. I did later find the ice machine on the first floor.

R. showed up. T. canceled out of dinner. We drove over to Turf Club and had a nice meal.

Then we showered, laundered clothes, brushed teeth and picked out outfits for tomorrow.

A. recommends: https://www.amazon.com/Five-Sons-100-Muri-Rice-ebook/dp/B00MKIOU0G
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Let’s get a few things out of the way first.

WDW is really expensive. It has always been really expensive, but it is a lot more expensive now than it was 10 years ago, and fucking bonkers more expensive than when it first opened. Do I mean this in nominal dollars? NO! I mean it in real, inflation adjusted dollars. Someone Posted on FB receipts from a Poly stay in the first year or so it was open, and compared it to then current (this was at least months ago, possibly over a year) rack rates for the same dates. I whipped out the CPI inflator to confirm that YES, the Poly — same rooms, same dates — is WAY more expensive than it was when it was new.

I go to WDW a lot, and I am often paying not just for myself and my immediate family, but for other people as well. We bought into DVC … a while ago (look, you can read the play by play of the decision making process over the years in this blog, as well as somewhat detailed trip reports from most if not all of those trips) because I wanted to be able to leave the parks midday for nap and/or pool and return in the evening or whatever, and the geography of WDW is such that that means staying on property. Also, this is the only way to get a unit with a kitchen on property. While I have explained this to people over the years, I’ve always been pretty careful to push back on comments like, “Oh, I bet you save a lot of money that way” (referring to either the timeshare aspect or the kitchen). _NO_, this does not save money. The dues are bonkers expensive. And honestly, we mostly eat breakfast in the room, and breakfast is not a particularly expensive meal even at Disney. There are much cheaper ways to do WDW than what we do. The one aspect of DVC that you could argue is a benefit is that it doesn’t just _retain_ resale value; it _appreciates_, which is hilarious, given that those points do expire eventually. (I’ll be old, climate change, etc. etc.)

Having carefully established that WDW is expensive, let us consider another aspect of theme parks: how many attractions do you get to experience? In this respect also, WDW is _seriously less desirable_ than it once was. I’ve gone back in my trip reports and I can clearly see how Disney has gotten really good at load balancing; many of the tricks that used to work years ago to repetitively go on a good ride over and over and over again have quit working completely (true, pandemic is a feature in this; it’s possible this will loosen up again someday. LOL, no, what are you, delusional?). Parade? Still an hour plus line on _it’s a small world_. Late at night? Peter Pan will still have an hour line. Haunted Mansion? OK, _maybe_ you can get on that one in under an hour if you time it correctly. You used to be able to get into the parks during off season and the first hour of the day (non extra magic hour, or, stay on property and arrive for extra magic) and do 2 or even 3 rides in that first block of time. Nope.

All that said, am I gonna keep going?

Sure! I did, for the first time in a long time, go see what points were selling for (I was looking at the Disneyland Hotel DVC property to see if those sales have started), and what my various points might price at if I were to sell them. Wow. Inflation. Anyway. Also, I’ve cut way back on sit-down dining reservations because they have become laughably difficult to get (I expect this to ease up as capacity restrictions in dining ease up). I’ve also changed my focus for the day — I’m no longer All About the Rides; I’m doing more shows, spending more time taking pictures, more time looking at stuff in shops. That’s an evolution that goes with A getting a little older and being interested in different things, and it is also a reaction to line length.

But I do want to make a few observations about Lightning Lane / Genie. When I was first setting up trips to WDW, it was incredibly difficult (for me, anyway) keeping track of and hitting all the deadlines. 11 month booking window at home resort (7 month otherwise). 180 day ADR window. 60 day FastPass booking window. And if you miss a window, sometimes _you don’t get to do the thing at all_. There were so many awful aspects to this. I had friends and family who would try to plan a trip to WDW, who just gave up entirely because the pre-planning timeline was just too long. I had family who _did_ go to WDW, got there, stood in line for a couple hours, gave up and left because it was miserable. I _told_ them about the planning; they _ignored_ the information; they tried to be spontaneous and it _sucked_. Anyone looking at what’s involved in planning / paying _now_ and says the good old days were better is someone who is absolutely _MAD_, delusional, or who is basically expressing a major personal preference for detailed up front planning.

The new system: 2 months for ADRs. Same day for LL / Genie, with the additional wrinkle of if you are staying on property, try to hit that 7 am. But it acts like they release things later in the day, so it’s fine to use it even moment to moment in the parks. The downside about 2 months for ADRs is that there are a fuck ton more people prepared to do detailed meal planning 2 months in advance than there are people prepared to do meal planning 6 months in advance. The upside, however, is that _you don’t have to plan your meals 6 months in advance any more_. You might say, oh, well, that’s just for sit down, but you know, try being me, married to R, and traveling with other people with other food allergies. WDW’s advice is pretty fucking clear: sit down restaurants have a lot more flexibility in terms of accommodating food allergies. It was _hard_ trying to engage in collaborative meal planning 6 months in advance. 2 months in advance is considerably more manageable (altho to be fair, I mostly know what people like at this point so I have stopped asking for as much input anyway; also, they are much clearer on the planning process, which helps, too).

TL;DR: WDW is now charging _in money_ for things that you used to pay for _in time_. None of this was every available to the population at large. WDW has _always_ been a largely inaccessible, luxury experience.

Here’s the WaPo article someone sent me a link asking for an opinion. Mostly, it’s a good survey of what I’ve been seeing on the FB DVC group. There are some people who are disillusioned — there have _always_ been people who became disillusioned by WDW and stopped going, just like there are always OB/GYNs retiring from catching babies, and K12 teachers who decided they are Done Teaching and so forth — and there are more people who are like, LOL, come on, it’s always been nuts.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2022/03/07/disney-world-disneyland-ticket-prices-fees/

I do feel like it’s time to start building theme / amusement parks again, or at least more gates at existing ones. Sesame Place is opening soon (LegoLand NY opened last spring). My kids are too old for those; we’ll see where it all goes. UO has been About to Add a Gate since forever. Maybe it’ll happen and take some of the pressure off.

ETA: I meant to say. One gets to go on _fewer_ rides at WDW, but _wow_ the quality of the rides these days. I’d rather get Flight of Passage once than Expedition Everest a dozen times. I’d rather get Rise and Runaway Railway and _no other ride the whole trip_ than Space Mountain until I feel like throwing up would be an improvement. Also, if you really need a volume ride and a good experience, just single rider Smuggler’s Run until you’d prefer to take a nap.

ETAYA: The WaPo article quotes a tweet comparing StarCruiser hotel to the $10K gold Apple Watch. To which I respond, Accurate! But the value judgement — but not everyone can do that! — is such bullshit. _No matter what the cost_, StarCruiser is 100 rooms, booked exclusively as 2 night stays. That is a _very_ limited resource. Not everyone can do that, no matter what you charge. Specifically, probably less than 75K people a year can do that.
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Disney has been running a big IT operation for a really long time; I’ve known people who worked for it … over 20 years ago. In more recent years, the transition to Magic Band (at WDW) and the focus on app development associated with that, and also the reliance upon that vs the Magic Band at DL, has been in and out of the news a lot as an example of an established company being willing to dump a truly impressive amount of money into reworking their processes to take advantage of technological developments that have occurred in the broader world.

Because We Are Crazy People over here, we did not precisely stop going to Disney over the last almost two years now. It’s easy enough to go over this blog and see that we were at DisneyLand in February before the shutdowns, at Hilton Head in June after the shutdowns were letting up, at WDW in April of last year, and at WDW again (and a Disney Cruise) this past holiday season. I’m still dealing with whatever the heck my daughter and I caught on that vacation, but it’s really clear that — at least so far — whatever I caught is remarkably like the head colds of the Before Times that I would catch when traveling and that would knock me out for most of a week and occasionally more. It’s given me pause, to think about how sustainable this is. OTOH, I have a few more years of being a Crazy Person left in me, and I might as well enjoy them before settling down to hide in a woodland paradise with those most closely related to me and whoever else chooses to visit.

And so I continue to think about what I would like to travel to and experience in the upcoming and in future years, and I continue to keep up to date on developments so that I am not surprised to arrive at a place I love and have visited often only to realize I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing because they changed it all again.

On this trip, I learned that we are now at V3 of the Magic Band, and V1 (the skinny one) has been officially discontinued. Which is fine; now I can finally dispose of the many that I have sitting around. I did eventually realize that I should pay to get a personalized band (with Grumpy and my name on it, in Purple), and decline the ones that were included with vacations booked at a certain level and above, so at least the ongoing buildup of bands has slowed.

Also, I mostly completely forgot to ask for discounts based on my DVC membership and generally speaking I didn’t have my annual pass _card_ with me, because why the hell would I carry that around, I have the Magic Band. And it turns out, Disney has had a similar thought.

The App Formerly Known as My Disney Experience (and likely other things before that, which has been lost in the mists of my increasingly erratic memory), and the current name of which I am slightly uncertain about, but _definitely_ the WDW app, has a hamburger. If you tap on the hamburger, there is an option called “Disney MagicMobile”. If you tap on that, you can set up a pass. Here’s where it gets interesting.

If you have multiple Disney affiliations — like, an annual card, membership in DVC, have gone on cruises and achieved various levels of Castaway Cay or whatever — and you have linked these affiliations, you will have more options to choose from for setting up your pass. But best of all, you can then add that pass to your AppleWallet (I’m going to assume that there is or will soon be an Android equivalent, but I don’t know, and sometimes there can be a delay, because there are some demographic realities here when it comes to people who have a high degree of commitment to Disney). Also, in MagicMobile is a button to unlock your hotel room door if you are staying on property currently and have set that up in your checkin account.

Anyway, once added to your Wallet, you can use your phone without even lighting up the screen as if it were a Magic Band (cue Privacy Pearl Clutching, also, I’ll be getting back to you soon, so check in on the next post, where I wax prosaic on service in the neo Victorian age). So that’s kind of nice! If you look at the card in your Wallet, and hit the … in the upper right on your phone, you will see a QR code and a bunch of other stuff, including a list of your affiliations, if any. Mine was not initially showing this line, so I blew away the app and the wallet on the carousel, logged into my castaway cay account (for the very first time, as near as I can tell) to ensure that it had activity and would linke, then restarted the wallet and Voila, there it all was — DVC, castaway cay, annual pass. If anyone out there has other Disney affiliations — Club 33, anyone? — I’d dearly love to know if they show up on that line or not.
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https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-prem-bz-disney-guns-arrests-20210614-cxzlhbr4qzew3e4eazeh3ityk4-story.html

That link may or may not work at all, and if it does, it may be paywalled. I have recently (a few months ago) subscribed to the Sentinel, and their subscriber only reporting is quite good; I recommend it.

Len Testa of the Unofficial Guides is quotes a few times in the article, which is otherwise largely a summary of good local reporting: pulling official arrest and other records from 2020 and previous years and comparing them. I had seen this headline in the daily newsletter (and elsewhere) but it took me a couple days to get around to reading it to find out whether it was a “genuine” increase in guns in the parks or if it was an artifact of the increase in security screening that occurred with covid. Prior to covid, there was no security screening at Disney Springs, and much of the increase in arrests was at Disney Springs. The article also cites national sources to show that gun purchases / background checks for gun purchases rose substantially in 2020 as well.

I have been wondering if Disney Springs would ditch the screening once we got past Covid (or at least once we got to a point where Florida wasn’t going to do anything further about it); this article does not get into that aspect of it at all, however, my overall impression of the situation is that expecting Disney Springs to go back to the Before Times in terms of no security screening is probably delusional.

Forbes has a secondary article based largely off this article at:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/suzannerowankelleher/2021/06/14/disney-world-spike-in-concealed-firearms-pandemic/
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Today had a lot of Pinocchio goes to Paradise Island elements. It _seemed_ like a really great day. R. dropped us off at the park. We got on Flight of Passage and that was great. We decided to do Na’avi river journey, which we have not done since the rides were quite new, and there was a LOT of chaos in that line. The less terrifying part of the chaos was a family behind us that was struggling to control a 1-2 year old who kept getting away from them. I’m sympathetic! I remember when T. was that age. The family had a bit of a loose idea of social distancing anyway, and of course when a toddler puts his hand on your thigh, there is no distancing going on at all.

They went to a closed part of the queue to diaper the kid, and then we got a new family who was, surprisingly, a lot worse. Middle aged mom of the I Am Here to Be Decorative variety, no dad anywhere in sight (no Other Mom in sight either), a tweener or young teenager boy and a girl probably slightly older who was very careful to draw zero attention to herself, which honestly should have been a warning sign all by itself. They kept crowding, and I’d been pointing to the line for distancing behind us to the previous family anyway (they had older kids who would creep forward when the ‘rents were busy with the littlest, but who would comply happily with a reminder), and I hadn’t internalized the change. This family took it poorly. Boy starts snarking. Karen starts saying shit. I quit pointing out the line. When we lined up for boarding, she worked her hand around the plexglass barrier to “rest” awkwardly in my space. I stood back and ignored. We boarded. She fake coughed twice (through her mask) on me.

I reported her to the ride operator. I pointed her out. I repeated loudly and carefully what happened. I made sure the plexiglass barrier on the boat was ample and sat carefully with A. in the middle of the bench so that any effort on their part to reach around it would be obvious grounds for eviction on the spot. The ride continues to be great, and it was new to A. as she had no memory of it from a few years back. We let Karen’s group debark, then stepped off, and lo and behold, two of the Best Trained Cast Members Ever were waiting to hear my story of woe. We discussed options, which included them helping me report it as an assault to the police, or letting them handle it internally. I chose option B. They gave us a pass (fastpass equivalent) for Expedition Everest the remaining ride we had planned, and that was the end of that.

I’m writing this after my return (never mind the date — that 23:00 always means it was retro-posted), and let’s just say Karen and her family would have fit right in at Universal, but they would have been at the poorly behaved end of the range even there.

We went to Paddlefish for dinner. In theory, they have outdoor dining. As a practical matter, not so much. There is no shade, and they don’t even open it until after 5 pm. We wound up eating indoors. It was well-distanced. A little more foreshadowing — absolutely nothing we experienced at any park or restaurant compared to what would confront us on our return home.
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Park opened at 8, which meant getting up earlier. Fortunately, I’ve gotten the breakfast routine down, so that’s something. I had bread pudding for breakfast — basically french toast, but premade and just nuked it.

A. and I discussed the merits of taking the walking path vs. the monorail and opted for the walking path. I’m glad we did, because it meant we could do the health and security checks with _no_ _one_ around. We have also definitively determined what sets of the detector so by leaving her migraine glasses case at the hotel (and her metal water bottle) and holding the umbrellas way out in front of us, we don’t have to have my bag searched. Yay!

We did 2x Space Mountain, then Buzz, then Astro Orbiter. PeopleMover is still in refurbishment. We got a pastry (the pink and purple iced Cheshire Cat tail), a hot cocoa and a coffee (I only had the coffee) between Buzz and Astro Orbiter, then went off to do Under the Sea. After that, we were tired, so we headed back, but stopped to buy some things in the lobby of the movie theater (which is where the candy shop moved to) and also I bought her a Loungefly backpack that looks like the Inside Out dream unicorn, and a tote bag with the Skyliner on it with lots of characters in the various cabins. I unloaded the stuffing from her backpack and had her wear it, and popped the bag with the candy into the new tote so it was not too much trouble getting it all back to the hotel. We had lunch at the hotel. I got a shower and another coffee and tried to nap but mostly failed. I had a 45 minute phone call with J., which was awesome.

I’ve been keeping up for real on Duo the last couple days. Before that, I was not getting through all 6 languages, but doing at least something every day so I didn’t have to use the streak repair. It rained pretty hard in the afternoon.

Dinner tonight is back at City Works.

ETA: Dinner was excellent. Tonight’s server is a recent arrival from Philadelphia. It’s been a bit of a shock to go from tight controls in the city to (outside Disney, obviously) a much looser environment in Florida.

I stopped and got a purple ube (vegan) doughnut at an Everglazed. It was Awesome.
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I have umbrellas and rain jackets, so we are fine (umbrella is all we really needed or wanted). We were unable to get on Rise a second day — did exactly what I did the day before, but no go. Oh well! We got on the Mickey railway again, so that was awesome. We did Star Tours a couple times and we also did Toy Story (formerly Midway) Mania again also. We bailed out as the sun came out, and timed our arrival at the bus perfectly — walked onto an air conditioned bus with only one other party. R. dropped us off in the morning. T. did AK, and did every ride but the Safari, which I think was either not running or was mistimed every time he tried to get it. He got both Pandora rides — I was impressed! Got up early for it, tho. Park opened at 8 for him and he was there before open and got in early.

I had an omelette, the greens, the presumably new potatoes (we were never really sure), and reheated last night’s leftover fries. A. had a PB bagel, an apple and some carrots. I’m making bread pudding with eggs, OJ, raisins and the leftover iggy’s bread with some sugar from the coffee making stuff.
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R. dropped us all off at Epcot yesterday, and dropped A. and I off today a little before 9. As with yesterday, they let us in before official open. T. took the bus over, got on the bus more than an hour before open, arrived in lots of time and was allowed to do some rides before open. Kinda cool?

Since A. and I walked in right when they were officially opening the queue for Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway, our wait to get on was maybe 20 minutes, possibly less. Very fun! It is very reminiscent of Efteling’s Symbolica in a variety of ways, but especially the pink ballroom where Daisy is teaching us how to dance. Very fun! Excellent refurbishment of the space.

I had woken up early to get a boarding group, so we have now done Rise of the Resistance on both coasts! Super exciting. We were group 49 this time, and got on and off before noon. We did Toy Story Mania (formerly Midway Mania) between the railway and Rise, and then we went to Black Spire Outpost and got a Ronto Wrap (allergy friendly version) and a coke so we could sit down in a shady area with fans. It was awesome. A. seemed to think the pork tenderloin was actually chicken and I didn’t bother to correct her a second time. I had to wipe the slaw and peppercorn sauce off it because she objects to mayo, but she was also willing to try some of the sausage / hot dog / tube of pork and spices. I’ll see if there is a way to order it without sauce; I think she would eat an entire one herself if so.

We came back after Rise, because we are wimps and it got pretty warm. We have a dinner reservation at City Works Brewery and Pour House at Disney Springs. She had some apple slices, carrot sticks and celery bites with saltines and peanut butter (she has discovered she loooooooves Jif. Sigh. I tried! But natural is not what this kid likes, apparently).

ETA: City Works was phenomenal. A. had the kids grilled cheese. T. had a plain hamburger and fries. He had the sundae; A. had the snickers peanut butter pie (R. finished it). I tried to order fish tacos, but the cole slaw there has dairy, so no good for that or numerous other options; I had the kung pao cauliflower with added chicken and it was amazing. I had a couple burnt orange old fashioneds. R. had some build your own beer flight. I would go back every night for the rest of our stay except we have other reservations and so forth. Highly recommend; our server was Christian and he was super helpful with complicated dietary constraints.
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I got decaf tea instead of regular, but fortunately had brought enough anyway so I guess I don’t care.

I still haven’t received the apple sauce squeezers, but cannot be bothered to get that fixed either. Everything else finally arrived.

Epcot did not open until 11. !!! We had an 11:35 lunch at Rose and Crown. I was hoping for outdoors but did not insist because we were the first ones in the dining room and it was not even half full when we left. The kids got grilled chicken off the kids menu with french fries and fruit salad; I had the allergy friendly fish and chips. I left a piece of fish (there were 3) and gave about half my fries to T. I had the pineapple out of the fruit salads. A. ate the grapes and watermelon, leaving only the green melon. Pretty effective! A. was super disappointed not to get to do the car design on Test Track, but did enjoy the ride a lot. We stopped and took many pictures. We bought some pins, and a T-shirt.

We had dinner at Paradiso 37. T. was late and service took a while to happen but was fantastic when we were noticed. We were indoors, but with a wall that was open to the outdoors (railing). More like a covered deck, really. Too much sun until they put the shade down, but after that pretty nice, altho loud. Disney Springs is way busier than the parks.

T. bought a FuelRod because we have all forgotten to bring spare batteries. T. is still attempting to do All the Rides.

ETA: I forgot to set up hold mail, but M. took care of it. I did set up hold mail starting Monday for the remainder of the trip.

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