if I could make stuff up this good

[walkitout]

I'd make a mint on bestselling fiction.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-05-06/news/christian-right-leader-george-rekers-takes-vacation-with-rent-boy

Words fail. At least they do for me. They don't for Stephen Colbert, whose riff on the topic included WBWJR: What Boy Would Jesus Rent?