Wild Speculation
Apr. 26th, 2022 08:18 am(TL;DR / outline of post
1. Funding _was_ Secured but got kiboshed by low oil and the leadership transition in Saudi Arabia that also included that hotel thing and the embassy thing. Oil was low because we were putting pressure on Russia / Putin and inadvertently (?) took out Saudi along the way.
2. If we continue to fail to control crypto, it will wipe out our economic system; Musk bought Twitter in an effort to fix this problem. I don’t know that we should be grateful nor am I sure that his efforts will work, but on balance, I think most commentators are worried about the wrong things.
End outline)
The financial press has bled out into mainstream press, and the results are weird and exciting. Here are some completely bullshit, based on absolutely nothing, speculations I’ve been entertaining. I mean, if _other_ people area allowed to make up and write complete nonsense, I don’t see any reason to miss out on this golden opportunity to do the same.
Or should I say, crypto opportunity.
First, we have the Twitter buyout. Matt Levine has been providing play-by-play, which has been fun and enlightening in many ways. However, Levine has consistently characterized Musk’s previous efforts to take a company private in a very comparable way as … amateurish? A bit bonkers? All of which is probably true, at least from most perspectives. OTOH, lately Business Insider and others have been chewing on the recently public emails from Musk to Al-Rumayyan (and yeah, I keep spelling it wrong, so it may still be wrong now) as that deal fell apart. With that tiny bit of additional data (nothing to build an edifice on, but look what everyone else is doing! Why can’t I play too!), I offer an alternative explanation. Anyone who has ever tried to nail down any element of the Saudi royal family and/or government with paperwork has been … disappointed, shall we say, and that’s assuming that they survived their efforts with their dignity and/or hide intact. Musk’s lack of paperwork when getting the sovereign wealth fund on board is irrelevant. Paperwork with these people _truly is_ a detail, and not one worth putting any real time and effort into. I initially thought, well, maybe Musk made a naive mistake and thought he was dealing with The Decision Maker, only he wasn’t. And actually, I think that _was_ the mistake, but I don’t think it was naive. Al-Rumayyan had been running the sovereign wealth fund at that point for a while as a momentum growth tech asset fund, which was _delightful_ for a lot of other people who wanted to sell out of Very Large Stakes and didn’t want to depress the market while doing so. The sovereign wealth fund had already bought into Sofbank; why NOT help take Tesla private. Seemed perfect for what at the time was the Kingdom’s PR efforts to present themselves as transitioning to a New Energy Future and being Responsible Stewards of Fossil Fuel Reserves and the blah blah blah.
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-texts-anger-saudi-pif-taking-telsa-private-docs-2022-4
So why did the deal fall apart? Al-Rumayyan played it off as, hey, we hadn’t gotten to the completion point, and from the perspective of paper-oriented people, that made sense, ha ha ha Musk is stupid. But paper doesn’t _help_ you with these people. And according to Musk, Al-Rumayyan was _enthusiastic_, said he’d wanted in since 2016. And there is _no question_ that Al-Rumayyan is The Man when it comes to running that fund and having the ear of The Actual Man. If the fund Man changed his mind in a hurry, there’s really only one person who could have made him do that.
So…. Why? I think they ran out of money. Oil was low, and it became clear that it was not going to being ticking up for a while. We opened the taps to pressure Russia and render ourselves more independent of Other Countries (you know, like These Guys), and it was working on Russia; I am sort of wondering if we almost broke Saudi?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-royals-are-selling-homes-yachts-and-art-as-crown-prince-cuts-income-11650792780
I don’t want to encourage anyone to pay for BI or WSJ and I’m sorry to point to paywalls, but here I am. But before you say, well, there’s another perspective here, I’ll point you to one:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/19/saudi-accounts-emerge-of-ritz-carlton-night-of-the-beating
The Guardian article has a great quote:
“Warde said: “Anti-corruption initiatives are usually politically motivated. They are often tools for singling out those who were enriched. They provide selective lists of those who were enriched. This was a clear case of the intersection of money and politics in the Islamic world.””
It’s true. Anti-corruption initiatives — all reform impulses — are politically motivated. All of them. And there are some reform impulses that are extremely gross, both in terms of goals and tactics. But watch out for people who complain about something happening among an elite group saying “it’s politically motivated”. Of course it is. That’s everything about an elite group.
(Lots of people draw connections between the events around this time and what happened in the embassy in Turkey, and I’m sure they are right to do so. But given that we _now_ know that the woman who was such an able spokesperson for the victim in the months after that disgusting violation of diplomatic privileges and custom around embassies was the fiancee of a _married man_, and given that both women remain quite vehement defenders of that man’s innocence of whatever he may or may not have been killed over, I think it’s fair to say that none of us have any fucking clue what was actually going on around that man and what he may have had planned.)
The Tesla deal being worked on and falling apart overlaps with the events above, and I think all of that points very clear to a highly, highly stressed government in Saudi that was desperate for money. They were stopping outflows (to take Tesla private) and they were cutting off leeches and they were hunting down anyone who might plausibly be a kingmaker or possibly a leader of a revolution that has been rolling along just below the surface for decades. It was all being run by someone who was young, and poorly informed, and who hadn’t participated in a lot of what everyone else had been doing for a long time. Depending on your perspective, this was a straightforward power grab and consolidation … or reform efforts. Similarly, resistance to this was either a straightforward effort to maintain a hold on power that was intergenerational and assumed … or efforts to incrementally improve the situation in Saudi for women within the elite. It’s a desert on top of a lake of oil. I feel like that’s an adequate explanation for everything, honestly.
Musk miscalculating and thinking he had money from an element of this doesn’t actually feel like the kind of naïveté I had it pegged as. It’s not “failure to sign the papers before opening his mouth”. It’s not “dealing with Not the Decision Maker instead of The Decision Maker”. It’s, surprised by a (counter-)revolution. Honestly, it can happen to anyone.
OK, so that’s speculation number one, but it connects to the next bit.
Musk _did_ learn a lot from these events, altho probably not what people think he should / did learn. He got the money from different sources this time, for one thing. But that’s not what I think is interesting about the Twitter thing.
Again, from BI, but it’s really just a quote:
“In announcing his acquisition plans, Musk said he wants to, "make Twitter better than ever by enhancing the product with new features, making the algorithms open source to increase trust, defeating the spambots, and authenticating all humans."”
Meanwhile, over on TRMS, RM is “afraid” and has a lot of “fear” about what Musk might do, and top of mind for all the people like her is, Will The Donald be Allowed to Return.
These are _really_ different lists of things to prioritize. It’s _hard_ to argue with ideas like “defeating the spambots”, and Musk has been super exercised about the spambots and Twitter has either been unable or unwilling to do anything effective about them, and I think I know why. BUT FIRST! Why is Musk so exercised about the spambots? Because the spambots are pumping the crypto momentum, and they are tightly associating themselves with Musk.
I know you are thinking ha ha ha neener neener neener BUT again at BI:
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/currencies/top-ecb-official-urges-crypto-crackdown-to-avoid-lawless-frenzy-2022-4
You almost don’t need to read past the headline there, but basically we’ve got Fabio Panetta at ECB saying crypto is rapidly becoming a systemic risk to the financial system and is undermining our efforts at stopping international money laundering. In case you have been doing other more important things for the last decade, efforts to stop international money laundering are a big part (along with us pumping lots of oil to keep the price down) of how we put enough pressure on Russia to reverse Putin’s progress towards Taking Over the Whole World. I understand you might be thinking, Russia invaded Ukraine! How is Putin’s progress being reversed!?!? Well, The Donald failed both to get re-elected or to pull off a coup AND Le Pen did not win re-election AND Jansa did not win re-election. This is substantially different from 2016, when The Donald was elected, not to mention Boris Johnson, Brexit, extended periods of time in the Netherlands without a government because of the difficulties of creating a workable coalition (and meaningful fear that Geert Wilders would be elected).
Will The Donald return to twitter? I have no idea. I also don’t really care. That’s very much fighting the last / wrong war. Right _now_ we’ve got other, bigger problems, and I’m pleased to see that Musk is interested in working on at least some of them. I’m not sure what he means by “authenticate all humans”, and I’m _really_ not entirely certain it will fix twitter’s problems with bot networks if, in fact, their most recent incarnations are more like call centers than actual bots. But I’m not particularly fearful.
I’m going to save my wild speculation about trains, PTC, the Biden train thing and unions for another post, because it’s barely after 9 am and I’m already tired. I’ll go put a TL;DR at the top to save you the trouble of making it all the way down here.
1. Funding _was_ Secured but got kiboshed by low oil and the leadership transition in Saudi Arabia that also included that hotel thing and the embassy thing. Oil was low because we were putting pressure on Russia / Putin and inadvertently (?) took out Saudi along the way.
2. If we continue to fail to control crypto, it will wipe out our economic system; Musk bought Twitter in an effort to fix this problem. I don’t know that we should be grateful nor am I sure that his efforts will work, but on balance, I think most commentators are worried about the wrong things.
End outline)
The financial press has bled out into mainstream press, and the results are weird and exciting. Here are some completely bullshit, based on absolutely nothing, speculations I’ve been entertaining. I mean, if _other_ people area allowed to make up and write complete nonsense, I don’t see any reason to miss out on this golden opportunity to do the same.
Or should I say, crypto opportunity.
First, we have the Twitter buyout. Matt Levine has been providing play-by-play, which has been fun and enlightening in many ways. However, Levine has consistently characterized Musk’s previous efforts to take a company private in a very comparable way as … amateurish? A bit bonkers? All of which is probably true, at least from most perspectives. OTOH, lately Business Insider and others have been chewing on the recently public emails from Musk to Al-Rumayyan (and yeah, I keep spelling it wrong, so it may still be wrong now) as that deal fell apart. With that tiny bit of additional data (nothing to build an edifice on, but look what everyone else is doing! Why can’t I play too!), I offer an alternative explanation. Anyone who has ever tried to nail down any element of the Saudi royal family and/or government with paperwork has been … disappointed, shall we say, and that’s assuming that they survived their efforts with their dignity and/or hide intact. Musk’s lack of paperwork when getting the sovereign wealth fund on board is irrelevant. Paperwork with these people _truly is_ a detail, and not one worth putting any real time and effort into. I initially thought, well, maybe Musk made a naive mistake and thought he was dealing with The Decision Maker, only he wasn’t. And actually, I think that _was_ the mistake, but I don’t think it was naive. Al-Rumayyan had been running the sovereign wealth fund at that point for a while as a momentum growth tech asset fund, which was _delightful_ for a lot of other people who wanted to sell out of Very Large Stakes and didn’t want to depress the market while doing so. The sovereign wealth fund had already bought into Sofbank; why NOT help take Tesla private. Seemed perfect for what at the time was the Kingdom’s PR efforts to present themselves as transitioning to a New Energy Future and being Responsible Stewards of Fossil Fuel Reserves and the blah blah blah.
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-texts-anger-saudi-pif-taking-telsa-private-docs-2022-4
So why did the deal fall apart? Al-Rumayyan played it off as, hey, we hadn’t gotten to the completion point, and from the perspective of paper-oriented people, that made sense, ha ha ha Musk is stupid. But paper doesn’t _help_ you with these people. And according to Musk, Al-Rumayyan was _enthusiastic_, said he’d wanted in since 2016. And there is _no question_ that Al-Rumayyan is The Man when it comes to running that fund and having the ear of The Actual Man. If the fund Man changed his mind in a hurry, there’s really only one person who could have made him do that.
So…. Why? I think they ran out of money. Oil was low, and it became clear that it was not going to being ticking up for a while. We opened the taps to pressure Russia and render ourselves more independent of Other Countries (you know, like These Guys), and it was working on Russia; I am sort of wondering if we almost broke Saudi?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-royals-are-selling-homes-yachts-and-art-as-crown-prince-cuts-income-11650792780
I don’t want to encourage anyone to pay for BI or WSJ and I’m sorry to point to paywalls, but here I am. But before you say, well, there’s another perspective here, I’ll point you to one:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/19/saudi-accounts-emerge-of-ritz-carlton-night-of-the-beating
The Guardian article has a great quote:
“Warde said: “Anti-corruption initiatives are usually politically motivated. They are often tools for singling out those who were enriched. They provide selective lists of those who were enriched. This was a clear case of the intersection of money and politics in the Islamic world.””
It’s true. Anti-corruption initiatives — all reform impulses — are politically motivated. All of them. And there are some reform impulses that are extremely gross, both in terms of goals and tactics. But watch out for people who complain about something happening among an elite group saying “it’s politically motivated”. Of course it is. That’s everything about an elite group.
(Lots of people draw connections between the events around this time and what happened in the embassy in Turkey, and I’m sure they are right to do so. But given that we _now_ know that the woman who was such an able spokesperson for the victim in the months after that disgusting violation of diplomatic privileges and custom around embassies was the fiancee of a _married man_, and given that both women remain quite vehement defenders of that man’s innocence of whatever he may or may not have been killed over, I think it’s fair to say that none of us have any fucking clue what was actually going on around that man and what he may have had planned.)
The Tesla deal being worked on and falling apart overlaps with the events above, and I think all of that points very clear to a highly, highly stressed government in Saudi that was desperate for money. They were stopping outflows (to take Tesla private) and they were cutting off leeches and they were hunting down anyone who might plausibly be a kingmaker or possibly a leader of a revolution that has been rolling along just below the surface for decades. It was all being run by someone who was young, and poorly informed, and who hadn’t participated in a lot of what everyone else had been doing for a long time. Depending on your perspective, this was a straightforward power grab and consolidation … or reform efforts. Similarly, resistance to this was either a straightforward effort to maintain a hold on power that was intergenerational and assumed … or efforts to incrementally improve the situation in Saudi for women within the elite. It’s a desert on top of a lake of oil. I feel like that’s an adequate explanation for everything, honestly.
Musk miscalculating and thinking he had money from an element of this doesn’t actually feel like the kind of naïveté I had it pegged as. It’s not “failure to sign the papers before opening his mouth”. It’s not “dealing with Not the Decision Maker instead of The Decision Maker”. It’s, surprised by a (counter-)revolution. Honestly, it can happen to anyone.
OK, so that’s speculation number one, but it connects to the next bit.
Musk _did_ learn a lot from these events, altho probably not what people think he should / did learn. He got the money from different sources this time, for one thing. But that’s not what I think is interesting about the Twitter thing.
Again, from BI, but it’s really just a quote:
“In announcing his acquisition plans, Musk said he wants to, "make Twitter better than ever by enhancing the product with new features, making the algorithms open source to increase trust, defeating the spambots, and authenticating all humans."”
Meanwhile, over on TRMS, RM is “afraid” and has a lot of “fear” about what Musk might do, and top of mind for all the people like her is, Will The Donald be Allowed to Return.
These are _really_ different lists of things to prioritize. It’s _hard_ to argue with ideas like “defeating the spambots”, and Musk has been super exercised about the spambots and Twitter has either been unable or unwilling to do anything effective about them, and I think I know why. BUT FIRST! Why is Musk so exercised about the spambots? Because the spambots are pumping the crypto momentum, and they are tightly associating themselves with Musk.
I know you are thinking ha ha ha neener neener neener BUT again at BI:
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/currencies/top-ecb-official-urges-crypto-crackdown-to-avoid-lawless-frenzy-2022-4
You almost don’t need to read past the headline there, but basically we’ve got Fabio Panetta at ECB saying crypto is rapidly becoming a systemic risk to the financial system and is undermining our efforts at stopping international money laundering. In case you have been doing other more important things for the last decade, efforts to stop international money laundering are a big part (along with us pumping lots of oil to keep the price down) of how we put enough pressure on Russia to reverse Putin’s progress towards Taking Over the Whole World. I understand you might be thinking, Russia invaded Ukraine! How is Putin’s progress being reversed!?!? Well, The Donald failed both to get re-elected or to pull off a coup AND Le Pen did not win re-election AND Jansa did not win re-election. This is substantially different from 2016, when The Donald was elected, not to mention Boris Johnson, Brexit, extended periods of time in the Netherlands without a government because of the difficulties of creating a workable coalition (and meaningful fear that Geert Wilders would be elected).
Will The Donald return to twitter? I have no idea. I also don’t really care. That’s very much fighting the last / wrong war. Right _now_ we’ve got other, bigger problems, and I’m pleased to see that Musk is interested in working on at least some of them. I’m not sure what he means by “authenticate all humans”, and I’m _really_ not entirely certain it will fix twitter’s problems with bot networks if, in fact, their most recent incarnations are more like call centers than actual bots. But I’m not particularly fearful.
I’m going to save my wild speculation about trains, PTC, the Biden train thing and unions for another post, because it’s barely after 9 am and I’m already tired. I’ll go put a TL;DR at the top to save you the trouble of making it all the way down here.