Humans Pooping On the Lawn: link fu, may be added to

A brother-in-law posted on FB recently about the Amazon driver caught pooping on the lawn, leading to an interesting discussion about whether this was something worth being snarky about or if it indicated that maybe we should look a little closer at the inhumanity of Amazon’s delivery service practices. It occurred to me that I had in the last year seen more than one Human Pooping on the Lawn news stories. Usually, if I see a man bites dog story twice in a year, it’s something that happens _a lot_ — it’s closer to dog bites man than man bites dog. Altho, if you follow these links, you’ll see that dogs turn up a lot in Human Pooped on the Lawn story. Dog poop motivates revenge pooping. And, in one case, someone arrested for pooping in the lawn was investigating someone who had done something really awful to the family dog.

Here, for your enjoyment, are the results of googling humans pooping on the lawn, both on google news and regular google (I wanted to get at the older results, and the Amazon thing and the Colorado pooper were dominating the news results).

Buffalo NY, leaving TP with the feces, hit more than once the same lawn, unclear if they have hit more than one lawn, suspected to be a jogger.

https://deadspin.com/another-mad-pooper-has-struck-near-buffalo-1820928750

The Colorado Pooper

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/19/jogger-known-the-mad-pooper-keeps-pooping-sidewalk-colorado-springs/682146001/

Caught on video, Budde household actually talked to her after catching her in the act, also done the same at businesses, and there is a nearby port a potty.

My brother-in-law posted about the Amazon delivery driver pooper caught on home security cam in Sacramento:

http://abc13.com/delivery-driver-for-amazon-caught-pooping-in-driveway/2722266/

From last year, journalist poops on lawn of suspect. The suspect’s story is included and it is a doozy, too. From Goodyear, AZ:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arizona-newsman-accused-of-pooping-on-lawn-while-on-the-job_us_573e1463e4b0aee7b8e96607

From 2013 Nob Hill, New Mexico, runner pooping repeatedly in neighbor’s yard:

https://laughingsquid.com/runner-repeatedly-poops-on-mans-yard-in-new-mexico/

From Houston, TX, revenge pooping as a possible explanation:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624620/Hes-life-potty-Unknown-aging-Hispanic-man-pooping-neighbors-lawns-night-revenge-poop.html

Another one from Houston, TX

http://swamplot.com/has-this-man-been-pooping-in-your-yard-or-only-on-byrne-st-in-woodland-heights/2014-05-08/

From Maryland in 2012:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/maryland-defecator-arrested-769234

2014 LA threat to revenge poop:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/28/woman-threatens-pet-owners-who-let-dogs-poop-on-her-lawn-with-strange-punishment-5001868/

Yukon OK: peeper pooper

http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/pooping-tom-family-catches-peeper-defecating-in-their-yard

Double stabbing in Stockton, CA in 2016 as a result of someone pooping on the lawn:

https://www.bet.com/news/national/2016/04/08/-wtf--man-pooping-on-lawn-results-in-double-stabbing.html

Portland, OR 2011 letter carrier pooping on lawn

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/portland-postal-worker-caught-pooping-neighbor-yard-wrong-camera-guy-video-article-1.113229

ETA:

Further research suggests that this might be “voluntary Encopresis” of the pooping in inappropriate places intentionally variety. Be careful if you google Encopresis and/or scatolia in search of more information. That’s some scary reading material.