I have little affection for Zoning Boards

[walkitout]

So here, for your delectation, please find the opportunity to punch up:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/15/us/shell-company-bel-air-mansion.html

Or, if that's too rarefied for you, pick on poor, Southern white folk, whose views may just possibly have been misrepresented, but whose dog-in-the-mangerish ways are surely representative of zoning boards the world 'round:

http://www.roanoke-chowannewsherald.com/2015/12/08/woodland-rejects-solar-farm/

Good clean fun can be hard to come by. Please enjoy!